Lesson 1
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate him.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Top 10 Signs That You're Dating A Tester
10. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with
red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
9. When you complain about him spending too much time with
you, he replies that he's in the middle of a soak test.
8. He keeps asking for a "spec" so he'll know how his
"harness" should "interface" with you.
7. He'll always do something wrong twice so he can provide
accurate repro steps.
6. When you tell him that you won't change something,
he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for
changing this one.
5. When you ask him how you look in an outfit, he'll
actually tell you.
4. When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup
line, he'll agree with you and give specifics.
3. He won't help change a burned out lightbulb because his
job is simply to report that it's burned out.
2. He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since
worked out just to make sure that they're still gone.
...and the number one way to tell you're dating a
tester...
1. In the bedroom, he keeps "probing" the incorrect
"input."
red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
9. When you complain about him spending too much time with
you, he replies that he's in the middle of a soak test.
8. He keeps asking for a "spec" so he'll know how his
"harness" should "interface" with you.
7. He'll always do something wrong twice so he can provide
accurate repro steps.
6. When you tell him that you won't change something,
he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for
changing this one.
5. When you ask him how you look in an outfit, he'll
actually tell you.
4. When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup
line, he'll agree with you and give specifics.
3. He won't help change a burned out lightbulb because his
job is simply to report that it's burned out.
2. He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since
worked out just to make sure that they're still gone.
...and the number one way to tell you're dating a
tester...
1. In the bedroom, he keeps "probing" the incorrect
"input."
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Satan and Bill Gates
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Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it!" "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."
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