Top 10 Signs That You're Dating A Tester

10. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with
red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
9. When you complain about him spending too much time with
you, he replies that he's in the middle of a soak test.
8. He keeps asking for a "spec" so he'll know how his
"harness" should "interface" with you.
7. He'll always do something wrong twice so he can provide
accurate repro steps.
6. When you tell him that you won't change something,
he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for
changing this one.
5. When you ask him how you look in an outfit, he'll
actually tell you.
4. When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup
line, he'll agree with you and give specifics.
3. He won't help change a burned out lightbulb because his
job is simply to report that it's burned out.
2. He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since
worked out just to make sure that they're still gone.

...and the number one way to tell you're dating a
tester...

1. In the bedroom, he keeps "probing" the incorrect
"input."